D*ck Fishing Lure

Words cant express how happy I am for you right now! I love that after all this time youre able to relax and breathe again

Go ahead and cry those beautiful tears of joy Its ok, Youve been bound and determined for too long so I can imagine the relief you must feel. Hell Im crying for you!

Finding the perfect gift for those people who have everything is a huge accomplishment. Not everyone gets this special day. I havent yet, Im still looking for that special gift. Embrace this day, you are one lucky person.

D*ck bait really is special and can be given to anyone, not just fishermen. Just look at the great things it can do
It has the ability to end hunger. It can feed people!
It can possibly bring peace to the world. People see it and they smile from ear to ear and rush off to try to find one for themselves. They forget about fighting each other and walk off laughing together. How beautiful is that?
Above all, its a big beautiful black d*ck! It doesnt get much better than that!

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